Zorba the Greek

Really...save your two and a half hours and do something else. Really. The movie is about, wait for it....Zorba, the Greek, who works for another man in the mines. And then he goes off to buy stuff for the guy. And then he falls in love with someone out there, shunning the woman he had been showing his affections to before then......and then he comes back and gets pseudo-married to the woman, and then she dies. Oh yeah, and the other guy gets involved with this other lady, and then she dies, while he looks on, doing nothing. Yeah, real winner, there. And then at the end....Zorba teaches the man how to dance. THE end. Yeeha. Borrring.